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The female version of a "jamboy." 'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! The term "Lady Marmalade" applies to women.
The plantation owner had a lot of jamboys and lady marmalades on hand for his golf tournament.
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Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.
I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.
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A song that was redone by Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Pink, and Mya for the movie Moulin Rouge. The video for the song was apparently supposed to be sexy and provocative, but truthfully they all just looked like slutty French clowns.
Did you see that Lady Marmalade video? HAHAHAHAHA! It was hillarious! I couldn't stop laughing!
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1. A phrase meant to admit attraction to someone and/or tell them you love them.
"Hey Jessica, it's time for marmalade."
"Oh my God, really? I love you too!"
when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice
“me and my wife pulled a michigan marmalade last night”
“zesty”
Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!