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when you lube up your girlfriend with freshly squeezed lemon juice and fuck her in the ass
my girlfriend asked if i would give her the masochist delight, but boy did i feel it in the morning
A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.
Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkwardness at the event.
Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an X-masochist.
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a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child
Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)
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one who enjoys pain being done to themselves and others. people like these are slitters, sadists, etc.
the sado masochist loved the monster truck destruction derby, especially when he jumped in front of the cars.
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A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.
Someone who loves to watch comedies or comedic things, but never laughs
I new it was funny, but for some reason I didn't even smile... I must be a comedic masochist.