Mat

Short for "mark-ass trick"

Goddamn, Adam, quit being such a fucking mat!

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Mat

Normally someone who is very fat and doesn’t have any friends. They struggle to deal with their obesity problems and therefore struggle socially.

“Did you see that kid Mat?”

“Yea, omg how much does he weigh??”

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A Mat

When you fuck a girl with a condom nut and pour it into her vagina fulfilling your destiny as a black man

"Yuh, You gon A Mat Noor dawg" said Jin Jin Fuk Mat responded with a "I am already 2 thousand miles away from that slut"

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MAT

(n.)MAT(em a tee)
Stands for: Making animals tie
Defenition: Terrible, killing test that makes you poop on your but.

I took the MAT last year.

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mat

Mat is the afrikaans word for carpet.

Afrikaans: Wat n pragtige mat wat jy het!

English= What a beautiful carpet you have!

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Mat Oldfield

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.

Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.

Mat Baynton

Daddy

Mat Baynton Is Daddy sorry not sorry please don't kill me family