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The Matter Baby

Ask what it is and your automatically gay

Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

by Your Ego March 9, 2020

61πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


gray matter

Popular term for someone's brain, usually used in terms of killing, death, or stupidity.

1)I'm gonna splatter your gray matter on the wall with my sawed-off shotgun.
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?

by III March 23, 2006

24πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005

83πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Femboys Matter

Femboys Matter is a movement to combat systematic sexism against boys and men who like feminine lifestyles.

Men and Women need to be closer to each other, so Femboys Matter.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Doesn’t matter

Holds 0 significance to the world in any way shape or form.

You Know Jasmine yeah her nasty ass doesn’t matter.

by Cle Q June 26, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fecal matter

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.

Fecal Matter is sweet

by D-Fect December 5, 2005

48πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž