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glaswegian slang word for your mum.
for example:
"you're a cock sucker."
"so's your maw"
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A particulary frightening looking vagina.
I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.
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Redneck/hick way of saying pall malls.
Often heard when one is at a party with said people.
Jimmy "Goddamit, I'm outta cigs"
Cool dude makin fun of Jimmy "Awww, lil country boy's outta paw maws."
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A nasty, foul smelling predator with poor personal hygiene who preys on absolutely anything to accommodate her abnormally high sex drive.
"Aw naw teejay there is Gemmo's maw", "quick Nambus run before Gemmo's maw gets you". Or alternatively, "mehehehe there's Gemmo's maw"
used at totally inappropriate times when you cannot think of any other reply or in totally random sentences
1. "You smell!" - "So does yer maw"
2. "Yer maw said no to me last night"
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A redneck country-music-lovin piece of shit inclined to fucking his own mother.
Cletus is a rednecked country music lovin piece of shit inclined to fuck his mother.
Yep, he's one ugly maw dicker
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Your mother:
Scottish adoption of the American insult, i.e. "Yo'mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, 'Dang! That's no moon.'" Interestingly used in the film Terminator when Lt Traxler responds to Dt. Vuckovich's comment that he 'looks like shit' by simply saying "Yo' mama." The rest of the insult being implied.
Traditionally, during a conversational piece, a lot of Scots will leave the implication to the imagination of the receiver. Thus, many delivered insults are not acknowledged until such times as the receiver recounts what he/she just said or the methadone wears off. On average, many of the sharper Scots will respond with "No, No. That's your Maw that is." Which is a tip-of-the-hat to the popular Baddiel and Skinner sketch.
"It's a bit wet and windy out there."
"Yer Maw!!!"
"I was nearly late for work t'day. God it was tight."
"Yer Maw!!"
"You're shite at that!"
"That's not what yer Maw said last night, when I climbed aff her!"
"You finished with that Kit-Kat?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take another two fingers."
"Mwaaaaa! Yer Maaaw !!"
"It's heavy"
"Yer Maw!"
"The instructions say, 'twist off cap and push up bottom' "
"Har, har. Yer Maw !!"
"Is the weapon cocked?"
"Yer Maw!!"
"It needs serviced."
"Yer Maw!!"
"There was something I was going to do but I've forgotten."
"Yer maw"
...and so on, etc.
In effect, it can be uselessly tagged on to anything, anybody says.
"Butter?"
"Yer Maw!"
"It's sore."
"Once again -for those who missed it earlier- Yer Maaaaw !!"
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