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Mayonaise Sock

The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.

In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.

by Clitmaster Flash January 5, 2012

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Chewbacca Mayonaise

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

by nickog June 22, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.

My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.

by Dumpin Donuts February 7, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonaise Sandwich

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.

"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."

by King MIssile July 31, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


mayonaise sandwich

see ketchup sandwich

by DarkNova April 5, 2002

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž