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Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.
Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?
Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.
Steiner:Agreed!
*Steiner and Stalin hug*
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Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".
I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉
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Shmeagle yes yummy yes tasty yes happy
Mein Shmeagle IS YUMMY very yumu he eat dog he eat cat Dr. Sex-
A way to tell your friend that your wurst got ruined.
HANS, MEIN WURST IST TOTAL GEBURNED
The name most commonly used by adolphin hitlar and is a sign or recognition for his vast achievements despite not getting into art school
Person 1. Do you know who Mein Führer is?
Person 2. Ah yes the guy who found them in ze attic
egotistical transcript of one mans stuggle against the oppression of himself. written by mr adolph hitler AKA da' furher its a rambling of nonsensical pseduo political bullshit wherein mr hitler tries to pass blame on why nobody wants to play football with him.
mein kampf the bible for skinz and morons
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The holy word of God in the same collection as the guide to life, the communist manifesto
Person 1: Hey man have you been reading your daily scriptures?
Person 2: Hell yea dude, mein kamf rules!
Person 1: Papa Adolf is always right
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