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shawn mendes

A guy that’s very ugly and makes terrible music. he also has a tiny dick. #shootthemendesarmy

omg! shawn mendes makes me wanna kms

by yourmummy May 24, 2019

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Eva Mendes

A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.

To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.

"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"

"Awww <3"

Next Day They Go Out.

Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.

by Westmoreland November 27, 2010

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Shawn mendes

Daddy!!

Friend 1:who’s that

Friend 2:that is what you call a snack

Friend 1:that’s what you call my new daddy

Shawn mendes is what you call a daddy or a snack if your hungry

by sillysausages101 December 18, 2018

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Guilherme Mendes

Guilherme is a Portuguese name and a good person. Most of the time he's really anxious or worried about the people who are with him most of the time. Guilherme can be such an asshole but he's just trying to protect himself from the people who don't like him. Guilherme is lovely and cute but don't make him feel worried or guilty about something he really gonna get really aggressive and anxious.

Who is Guilherme Mendes?

-it's a good person and he gonna help you!

by Guilherme Mendes November 23, 2021


Hersel Mendes

He is always such a cool and friendly guy who you’d trust your child with but he’d always refuse and don’t give him access to your desktop

hesel hersel mendes said my coputer got vinrus

by demon hunter the 666 November 23, 2021


sleeping mend

/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022


Shawn Mendes

Shawn Mendes is a Canadian who was born on August 8th, 1998.
He started making vines because he was bored and his covers got thousands of likes so he got famous.
He was a Magcon boy along with Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Matthew Espinosa and much more.
He signed a record label with Island Records.
His first single (which you can also see from his official vevo) is "Life of the Party" which is an amazing song.
His first album is called "Handwritten".
He is now 18 years old and will be 19 on the 8th of August of 2017.

One of his biggest hits is "Stitches" and has around 88 million views right now. Another hit is "Treat You Better" which has more than a billion views.

His last released album is called "Illuminate".
He also has a song in the original Disney movie "Descendants" called "Believe" and Handwritten has 3 versions: "Handwritten", "Handwritten Deluxe", and "Handwritten: Revisited".

He has a sister named Aaliyah. She was born on 2003.
His mom Karen was born in England.
His dad Manuel (Manny) was born in Portugal.
He recently had a project with Emperio Armani about a Smart watch and the Comercial has been released (it is great).

His Fandom is called "Mendes Army".
So... are you in the Mendes Army??

Annoying Person 1: Oh my gosh I LOVE Shawn Mendes but why does everyone talk about Benito?
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Annoying Person 2: Oh my gosh I love Shawn Mendes' first single Stitches and album Treat You Better!

by You Don't Know Me, Do you? June 20, 2017