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Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".
A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.
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The new GameBoy that is SUPPER TUPER TINY TEENY WEENY! It was revealed at E3 2005. It has the brightest screen ever, rumored to turn blind men into seeing human citizens. A price is not yet set, but it'll be released some day.
And with that, Reggie stuck his mighty hand ito his stylish suit and pulled out from its sexy depths, a GameBoy Micro!
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Micro Machines was a line of toy cars and the like sold in the U.S. from the late 1980s to the mid-late 1990s by Galoob (now owned by Hasbro). They were much smaller than Hot Wheels and Matchbox and came in packages of five. The line also included many playsets, most notably the Highways and Biways collection of restaurants, car washes, farms, etc., connected by plastic track pieces.
Guy #1: Dude, you still have all your old Micro Machines?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I grew up with those things!
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a program that trys to teach typing but sucks and blow major cunks
Teacher: Everybuddy do micro type
Class: fuck no microtype sucks
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a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!
homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.
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A "micro-dose," is a larger dose than a "nano-dose," but, still administered with the intention of avoiding a psychotropic effect
He's a large person, he will need a "micro-dose," instead of the typical "nano-dose," administered.
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A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.
Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?
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