Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who scrounges for change around Preston and makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but really he can’t, he cats off cherry drops and wears dead Burberry.

Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty.

Middied

The smallest words or actions having the largest negative effect on someone. Spirit crushing stuff.

Yoo jason just stole Jonathan’s pencil. He got middied!
Did you hear that Kayla started crying after Matt asked her out? Damn he got middied.