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A carefully selected and highly trained operator of frightfully expensive and incredibly dangerous aerial machinery whose life insurance should be far more expensive than it probably is.
What do you get when you cross a military pilot with a turkey? An accident-prone turkey.
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A person or animal that is associated with being part of the military; especially those in active duty or reserves.
Joseph was angry that his friend was pretending to be a military member.
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A bunch of idiots who believe that getting rid of our military will make the world stop hating us.
The anti-military hippies went around spitting on the troops. The next day, the US was attacked by a hostile nation and guess where the hippie was......hiding behind the military that he despises so much.
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Legally allowed to screw with government property.
Only a military wife...
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The most elite top notch military thier is in the world beats Russian pussies
The American military ?
Yeah bro thier the best!
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Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.
Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!
Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!
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One who has served in the military and is honorably discharged. Non veterans owe them their lives, because without these veterans, they wouldn't have the life they have. Female veterans deserve rich husband who treats her right. Male veterans deserve every and any woman to immediately get on her knees without question.
Woman 1 to woman 2: "He's a military veteran. Since he served our country, I'm going to serve him all night. Dinner, sex, and silence."
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
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