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A song with a haunting quote by the genious Kurt Cobain "look on the bright side is suicide". That quote gives me chills.
Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight im on your side
Angel left wing right wing broken wing
Lack of iron and or sleeping
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The sexiest drink in the world
mouahahhahaa
male cow- Hey baby can I milk you?
female cow- Can i milk YOU?
male cow- You know yours is the sexiest drink in the world!
female cow- yope!
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Prostatic fluid which can flow from the penis in the form of a mini-orgasm. Unlike a full ejaculation which produces cum, cream, or semen, a prostate-stimulated discharge is not explosive. Milk can be white or somewhat transparent and is much thinner than real cum.
Another difference from a full-fledged ejaculation is that the penis usually becomes even more excited after discharging milk and since the urethra has been primed, the ensuing orgasm is often felt to be much hotter.
I massaged his prostate with a dildo in his asshole and milk streamed out of his dick.
I fucked that boy so good, ramming his prostate with my cock, that streams of milk flowed out of his stiffy.
Milk before cream.
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When your opponent in New Super Mario Bros Ds Multiplayer ground pounds you and takes your stars.
Player 1: I got 3 stars!
Player 2: *groundpounds player 1*
Player 1: Fuck! you just milked me!
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A term used in West Sussex, South East England for taking bottles of milk from a moving milk float or stealing milk from doorsteps. This practice is usually performed by thirsty chavs who can run surprisingly fast.
Me and Phil went milking this morning, but we didn't get anything.
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