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A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."
"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back similar to the shocker i in the pink 2 in the stink
My girlfriend was over and she rode the minivan
A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”
To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.
going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.
A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")
"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."