MMS

An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.

Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.

-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"

-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.

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MM

MM means " Masturbation May" Or the same thing with march, but this is for the girls, its similar to DDD or NNN but, just for masturbation.

woman: "have you masturbated yet?"
other woman: "yeah no shit its MM"
woman: :"its hard"
other woman: "you fucking mistake"

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Mm

A short way of saying mud mower wich is a retarded contraption made from a lawn mower and made by rednecks that wanna die having a good time

Bo go hop on the mm and raise some hell fuggin

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MMS

Supposed to stand for “Miracle Mineral Solution” in which the founder, Jim Humble, claims to cure Cancer, Aids, and, I kid you not, autism. He has successfully gotten many parents to force their children to take this “miracle supplement” in hopes of making their child immune to every disease in the world. However, what most of these brainwashed parents don’t know is that MMS is actually BLEACH. That’s right, what they claim is actually sodium chlorite, which, if consumed enough, CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU INSTEAD! In fact, there has been far more evidence of MMS actually causing deaths than curing Cancer, Aids, and autism like it was claimed to do. And also autism cannot be cured, it is a developmental difference in the brain, and the fact that people force autistic children to take MMS in order to be “cured” shows that many people are too ignorant and bigoted to just accept their child for who they are and actually love them as human beings instead of forcing them to drink bleach.

Recently, there have been many advocates who reached out to YouTube to delete videos supporting MMS in which they ended up deleting most of these videos and banning the people who posted them. Remember, MMS is dangerous and not everything you read or watch on the internet is true. Just because some persuasive man claims something with emotion and confidence doesn’t mean it’s true.

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MM

Short for Major Mistake.

Pete: "Greg spelled salt, salc"

Trey: "What an MM"

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MM

2000 in Roman numerals.

MLMXXXIV =1984

XXIV = 2004

roman numerals are gay

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mm by

An awkward way of ending a phone conversation.

I'll see you later, mm by.

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