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There is less to modern art than meets the eye.
Modern Art is, by in large, pretentious rubbish.
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The Modern style is a new trend, origionating in a San Francisco bay area suburb. Modern people are often seen wearing contemporary styled(with very simple designs, such as squares) track jackets(especially with the collar up), fitted dark blue jeans, and plain t-shirts. Modern people often shop at designer or urban/contemporary stores such as Urban Outfitters/FCUK/Desiel etc.
They are often seen with coffee's or Ipods as part of the urban contemporary look. Modern people are very minimalist people. They also tend to be bald(such as Moby) and occasionally wear minimalist black rimmed square glasses.
Person1: I got a new Track Jacket in San Francisco a few days ago.
Person2: It looks like your going for the "modern style."
Person1: Yes, it's becoming a new trend.
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The act of using your welfare check to buy the video game Modern Warfare 2.
example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots
2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit
1:WIT my welfare nigga
2: thats some modern welfare rite there
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A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.
Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"
Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."
Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?
Guy 2: *facepalm*
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when you have explosive diarrhea and the resulting aftermath looks like a bag of chilli exploded in a vacuum. Usually accompanied with heralds of trumpets and noxious fumes. The resulting artwork must stick to the sides of the porcelain to achieve true 'modern art' status.
After Nico ate several burritos for lunch he needed to run to the bathroom to create a modern art masterpiece.
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the reason to watch tv on wednesday.since all the other networks suck on wednesday.fox has crap like american idol and now the x factor,cbs has csi which is pretty washed up now,nbc has law and order(also washed up),and the cw has america's top model
the show is somewhat like the office(mockumentray style) but its based on three families somewhere in southern california.
oh... i almost forgot THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!!
Modern Family dominates Wednesday nights in America on TV.
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A salary that isn't enough to buy the necessities of life.
That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.