Random
Source Code
Random
a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top
josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!
13👍 57👎
A nigga that suck Monkey dick all the time
Nigga1: Yo look at that monkey sucking ass nigga
Nigga2: yeah... kinda hot
12👍 2👎
Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.
Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.
1👍 2👎
Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.
Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.
3👍 12👎
A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.
Damn, that Tyler boy has a real ass monkey, Did his mom screw a baboon or a bear?
4👍 19👎
An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...
8👍 47👎
see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered
I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser
6👍 54👎