Montreal Tuxedo

A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.

Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!

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Montreal Breakfast

Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.

I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...

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The Montreal Rattler

So your women gets in the Reverse Doggy Style Position and sits directly on your balls making sure your cock is out you start jerking off and her butt cheeks rattle your balls guaranteed explosion

The Montreal Rattler will bring you closer together

Montreal Salute

The act of plugging one nostril and blowing one's nose directly into the air.

We're out of tissues, you'll just have to give the ol' Montreal Salute.

montreal facelift

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.

Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"

Montreal McMuffin

When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.

I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.

Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog

My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.

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