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A Pearce Mooney is when you have anal sex with a girl with shit her ass and you try and cover your dick completely in shit.
Yeah bro it was great, I even Pearce Mooney’d her too.
Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
Q: Oh you go to Cardinal Mooney Highschool?
A: Ya what about it?
Q: Fuck you....
A person who is your best friend for almost two years and then after winter break they change into a complete and utter B**CH. You have a crush on them and they have a crush on you too. You finally actually tell them and they ghost you. You ask them to a dance and they say that they're not available on that day. You are in class together for both of those two years. You have so many inside jokes about a kid who moved and was rude to you and him. You give him your number and he just ghosts you even more. And then you moved and he changed so much and you don't have a crush on the current him but still have a crush on the old him.
You: I really like Tyler Dunkin Mooney he's so nice.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.
After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.
Likes chained to a radiator and taken advantage of.
Oliver: Have you heard of what Logan Mooney did?
Jack: No…?
Oliver: He came to school in a maid dress and spat his water out at people.
Jack: :O
do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you ant to know how much it was a lot more than anything and then it would do it all you do is do something and then you ask her for a good day or first time and do something about her and do you like it and you do something like you want and her kids want you and her kids to go and get them and do something or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or do it and you don’t really have to friends or do you want to do it or something or
THANKSGIVING SONG (Deck the Halls)
Pull your chair up to the table Fa la la la la la la la la
Grab the bowl of mashed potatoes Fa la la la la la la la la
Pass the turkey, pass the dressing Fa la la la la la la la la
Hurry up and say the blessing Fa la la la la la la la la
Down we now the food before us Fa la la la la la la la la
I am eating like a horse Fa la la la la la la la la
Now we eat the pumpkin pie Fa la la la la la la la la
Ate too much, I’m going to die Fa la la la la la la la la
Ate so much that now I’m sick Fa la la la la la la la la
Pass the Alka Seltzer quick! Fa la la la la la la la la
My poor belly did a flopper Fa la la la la la la la la
Next year I’ll just have a Whopper! Fa la la la la la la la la
Keagan Mooney is a cool guy
A awesome guy with brown hair bright blue eyes 5 foot 3 from South Dakota.
Keagan Mooney is awesome.