The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.
The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.
If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.
Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.
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Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans
John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.
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Camel toe for a really fat person
Damn dude! Look at those moose knuckles! uh-oh........here comes my lunch
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Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.
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Camel Toes for boys.
Robert Plant has a nice moose knuckle.
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a step above camel toe but not as big as elephant toe, reguardless its still a loose vagina.
hey chuck, i use to think your mom was a milf until she wore those pink spandex revealing her moose knuckle.
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N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!
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