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Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.
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Camel Toes for boys.
Robert Plant has a nice moose knuckle.
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a step above camel toe but not as big as elephant toe, reguardless its still a loose vagina.
hey chuck, i use to think your mom was a milf until she wore those pink spandex revealing her moose knuckle.
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what a camel toe becomes when it grows up
Damn she left a bruise on my face when she hit me with her moose knuckles.
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N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!
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To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.
I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.
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A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe
For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!
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