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A pesky insect that every person hates. But at least, they were the ones who saved Europe and Southeast Asia from the powerful Mongols.
The Mongols
Strength : Can beat everyone easily with their weapons while on horses.
Weakness : Kamikaze, Mosquitoes, Weather, Moist, Adaptation failure.
The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it
Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again
verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Mosquitoing has also been referred to has vaginal vampiring.
The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to mosquito her to rehydrate myself.
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When a woman is on her period and a man uses a straw to suck out the blood.
"man my girl was on her period and i gave her a mosquito, it was great"
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The act of placing your balls onto the eyes of a passed out subject and laying your cock down their nose. Giving them the look of a mosquito.
I am going to mosquito that drunk ass, get the camera.
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A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.
The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).
"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"
"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."
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Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world
Been jumping on my bed killing mosquitoes