Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

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Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.

When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?

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Mossed

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

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Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

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mossed

To get high, as in smoke marijuana. Also getting mossed.

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.

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mossed

a hilarious video that you tell everyone else to read, but only the filmakers get the moral. chocolate pancakes

Wow, that movie is nearly as good as mossed!

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Moss

Originally used in football, it is now being used to indicate that you have destroyed someone in a verbal, or physical manner.

Person one; example a: Hoh? Badass you say? That's what you classify yourself as? Deplorable. What a vain piece of trash you are. Remember this, 'Badass'; for every badass with such conceit as yours, there's always someone badder.

Person two: Mossed.


Person one; example b: MAN; what happened to you?!

Person two: He got mossed.

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