A person with a huge dick who is really good in bed.
Often compared to a GOD.
Wealthy and Mighty.
Damn! What a MOSSIE you are👑
The ginnell between New and Old Broad lane where victims are slaid by the grill
Don’t go down there…that’s Mossy’s Ginnell. It stinks of intoxicated, vulnerable, polish clunge
While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect
I totally mossy pond your mother last night.
(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Mossy jaw is a woman's vagina.(Southern slang)
I'm gonna get me some "Mossy Jaw" tonight!
When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail
Mossy blanket