an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches
2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56
your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard
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A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.
"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."
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The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.
"We are MOTARD! Fear us for we are fish."
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Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.
We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.
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a person who does something moronic and retarded.
Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.
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n. A homosexual who is mentally challenged.
"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."
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