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The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin: dude do you have a boner?
josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.
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The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain
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Moses, who was Mr. Jones's especial pet, claimed to know of the existence of a mysterious country called Sugarcandy Mountain, to which all animals went when they died. It was situated somewhere up in the sky, a little distance beyond the clouds, Moses said. In Sugarcandy Mountain it was Sunday seven days a week, clover was in season all the year round, and lump sugar and linseed cake grew on the hedges.
Mittens went to sugarcandy mountain when Mrs. Doubtfire ran her S.U.V. over him.
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made the best music out there, shoutout wren
jus listening to some ghost mountain
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The place where someone starts a journey that may come to a disastrous end. This term was first coined by the podcast "Opening Arguments." The phrase was based off of the "Cliff Hangers" game on the TV Show "The Price is Right." In that game, a mountain climber climbs up a mountain, taking one step for every dollar the contestant is wrong in their guess of the price of a prize. A yodeling song is played while the climber makes his ascent. Missing the price by too much could lead the mountain climber to fall off the mountain cliff, and if that happens, the contestant loses the game. Someone who is on yodel mountain is continually taking steps that will lead them to disaster, just like the mountain climber.
Based on all the evidence so far from the Mueller investigation, President Trump could be nearing the top of Yodel Mountain.
Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.
"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy
A Norwegian tourist in Sweden.
Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!