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a mountain dew is when you shit on someones chest and make a mountain, then piss on top of the mountain to cause it to make a land slide, this is known as the mountain dew.
I just took a mountain dew on your mom, man!
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When you urinate on a mountain.
'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew
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1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.
2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.
3) Any redneck's favorite drink
4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.
5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car
6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus
7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself
8) A form of liquid meth to gamers
9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS
1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something
2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"
3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"
4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.
5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew
6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.
7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"
8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange
9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"
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(n) The sweat that is produced in the valley between women's breasts during any physical exertion.
Lady: "That love making was quite the workout! I worked up some serious mountain dew!"
Man: "I know. I am a God!!!"
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An Essence of Life Mountain Dew can heal any wounds and combined with Dorritos it can give life
Guy: What are you drinking?
Guy: Mountain Dew Dipshit
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A subliminal way of saying you wanna fuck.
Yo, Billy I wish Shawna would Mountain Dew me. If ya catch my drift.
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A drink that looks like battery acid
Is that battery acid? Nah its just mountain dew looks like a yellow highlighter
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