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While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.
Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?
When you are fucking someone doggie style, and you pull their arms out from under them.
I was fucking that queer, and then i gave him a Canadian Lawn Mower.
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Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?
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The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.
I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.
A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.
"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"
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when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position
lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night
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A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.
Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.
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Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.
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