The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants
Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!
A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x
Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar
A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.
Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!
what Steve Roslonek said in his version of the bear hunt song after walking through the mud
Steve Roslonek: *has to walk through mud*
When Steve Roslonek finished walikng through the mud he said "yucky mucky"
"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.
After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.
When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.
That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.