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When you're in the 69 position and you leave a mark on your partner's thigh.
I was in the maison last night and this ratchet gave me a swirly murf!
Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.
Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.
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Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.
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a rotting male or female reproductive organ
you stupid murf, your're such a murf,you little murf
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murf is a moron and someone that doesnt think before they speak, retard
see murf definition? da da dah
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a short abbreviation given to Murfreesboro, TN by the locals
"Mary, I didn't know you were from the dirty murf!"
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comes from the phrase "messed up"
"That girl is murfed up!"
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