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When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
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A brilliant fucking meme made by all the top lads of sittingbourne
For example what’s your name mate “my name intars”
When you had amazing wild sex with a bitch spanking her ass, pulling her hair and you want to tell how amazing that was to your friends, you just tell them "she said me name hundred times".
Hey Bro, last night I was with this girl I pick up in the night club and man! She said my name hundred times!
Man, last night Stephanie said my name till dawn!
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A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.
Ford my name is better than Lucia.
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Probably the biggest meme of 2014 and 2015, influenced by Changing Tatum. In the year of 2017, it is refereed as one of the most gay and dead memes ever. When this meme is said, you are asking to be roast ed.
black guy: " who are you muthafucka, what yo name nigga?"
memer: "my name jeff"
black guy: *whips out gun "what you say nigga?"
memer: "my name jeff"
black guy : *opens fire
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You are god and can do anything, even become a niglet mk2
1. My name a Jeff
2. My name a Jeff
3. Fuck niggers
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when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.
Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?
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