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A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.
Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
Hey Darrell! Quit duct taping the whole damn porch down and watch some NASCAR with us!
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A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.
"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!"
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Watching a NASCAR race does for a white trash family in Tennessee what watching The GodFather Part II did for a lower-middle class Italian family in the Bronx in the late 70's.
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the easiest sport to follow while drunk...... all you have to do is watch all the cars to left turn after left turn after left turn.
"Dude im sooo drunk. i cant do anything right now..."sure you can lets go watch some rednecks play lets all make as many left turns was we can.... or nascar for short!"
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the dumbest thing in the world, its a sport that attracts white trash.
Oh, im gonna go to the nascar race tonight.
ummmmm...can you say REDNECK!?!?
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National
Association of
Stupid
Cracker
Ass
Rednecks
Please promote healthy interbreeding of the caucasian race by boycotting NASCAR.
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Racing sport. To some, it's trash. To others, it's a way of life. Apparently, anyone with a passion for motorsports will know it's shit. Rednecks watch it and hoplessly support the sport. It has ruined Speedvision and turned it into Redneck TV, along with the occasional race where the racers turn RIGHT. TRASHCAR is soon to become the root of all evil.
No longer can I see WRC events in the daytime due to this stupid excuse of a sport taking over Speedvision. Real racers turn right.
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