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impulse buy

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.

Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy

by amachronic October 28, 2007

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Shrake Buys

A term used when accusing someone of spending money a video game. It can be used as a derogatory phrase insulting the lonely person who would spend money on a video game.

Person 1: How did you get so good at tap sports baseball?
Person 2: I got lucky, man...... Um I guess I just play a lot
Person 1: Liar! Shrake Buys
Person 2: I do not buy!
Person 1: U low life friendless insecure mofo go be like

by earonson May 14, 2019


Buy the dip

In the stock market, it means buying an asset after it drops in price.

Buy the dip, man!

by nlolhere September 3, 2020


butt buy

When one inadvertently purchases an app or in-app item from one's "smart" phone while it remains in his or her pocket.

Sebastian had to email Groupon to cancel his order of a 10-Speed Waterproof Vibrator after he accidently butt bought it.

Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.

by phehr May 28, 2014


buy the farm

To die, espescially in combat; most likely from the idea that a dead soldier's death benifit would serve to pay off his family's morgtage. Often shortened to "bought it."

Chuck Lindberg later recalled the hazards of lugging a tank that carried seventy-two pounds of... napalm... under twelve hundred pounds of pressure... "It was dangerous work. A lot of guys bought the farm trying that."

--James Bradley, in Flags of our Fathers

by Pink January 31, 2004

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Cry Buy

If you buy something you either can't afford or you regret deeply after purchaseing it, it's a Cry Buy.

Tom: Holy shit, waffles to $199.99 each. I want five!
Carl: Sounds like a cry buy.

by Lubba November 21, 2007


Cry Buy

If you buy something you either can't afford or you regret deeply after purchaseing it, it's a Cry Buy.

Tom: Holy shit, waffles to $199.99 each. I want five!
Carl: Sounds like a cry buy.

by Bjarte Wasmuth November 19, 2007