ey fukin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, sellout out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times.

Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.

Heppell: I'm off out with riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY

5👍 1👎

eye to eye

What gay people do when having anal sex as the assholes meet together

Man me and Bob meet eye to eye last night man.

9👍 53👎

Eyes

Twinkling like the stars…
Yours are finally not far…
What you see…
All the love for thee..

Sparkling blue…
They scream I love you!!!!
You see…
Why we had to always believe…
These eyes knew you two were meant to be…

The exchanged looks…
We knew you were both hooked…
A chance we would take…
For eye contact you two to make…
you know where it would go…
Your love for each other you would show…

These eyes will wait…
For the day…
They can say…
I love YOU…every day

Always and forever…
Giving up…
That would be a big NEVER!!!
From your favorite….
Eyes 👀

10👍 29👎

ey fuckin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, selling out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times. Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.

Heppell: I'm off out with Riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY

7👍 3👎

:eye: :lips: :eye:

When something surprising happens, you might respond with :eye: :lips: :eye: emojis. In that order. Usually in a sarcastic sense.

"Hello how are you doing?" - Tim
"I dipped my nuggets in water" - Tom
"Why the fuck would you do that?" - Tim
"I got you, Tim!" - Tom
":eye: :lips: :eye:" - Tim

8👍 6👎

ey

Ey is the American version of eh.

Americans doing what they do best when embarrassed that they relate to a Canadian, they make up a word that does not exist.

In doing so they hope to avoid the fact that they say eh without realizing it just as people say like or uhm when going about thoughts.

If you look through a dictionary, 'eh' can be found as 'ey' cannot. If it is, that publisher is incorrect. Even Firefox spell check says ey doesn't exist.

ey, fuck yo couch.

eh, fuck yo spelling.

13👍 35👎

eyes

a person who is displaying the outward signs of heavy ecstacy use

"ey, look at eyes over there.. 'es gone innit?"

39👍 130👎