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Jordan

A subpar basketball player with the fattest most massive caboose in the world. He’s a fine dark skinned man and can pull everyone including your mom.

Person 1: Who has a bigger butt Nicki Minaj or Jordan
Person 2: Jordan

by Baby_Jay3290 January 5, 2022


Jordan

an actual lad that every one wants to do things with. he is a legend the strongest man ever he actually makes straight men gay when he walks past, any girl loves a Jordan

"look at that bloke!"

"Yeah man he must be a Jordan!"

"why?"

"because I am gay now."

by thelad69420eshaybrahyaogdayigp June 24, 2021


Jordan

someone who you can trust with your entire world, an amazing boyfriend and a all around perfect boyfriend, he is completely loyal and the sweetest thing in the entire world. :)

he must her Jordan!

by hisgal January 17, 2011

56πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

A Jordan is an extremely rare and exotic brand of female that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan defies all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and fantastical. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you blush at the drop of a hat. Always confident, never conceited. Beautiful inside and out. Sex kitten on the prowl. Devoted, true, honest, and all together a gorgeous enigma that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.

"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want!"

"I know. She's a total Jordan."

by toxxxy February 5, 2010

221πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


jordan

Typically a female who carries herself well. Sarcastic, but very humorous.. its hard to find a guy who doesn't enjoy a Jordan's company. Jordan's avoid pettiness and bitchyness of others., and also tend to be more mature than most. Jordan's tend to have big hearts and innocent minds. They like to be liked by others, and most are..Jordan's find themselves making friends with everyone because of their outgoing friendly attitudes. Jordan's are ideal bestfriends, partiers, and girlfriends.

A sophisticated Jordanwoman.
Jordan is such a fun girl to be around.
Everyone wants Jordan at the party.

by theone1986 August 11, 2009

709πŸ‘ 341πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

Very quiet, and secretive. They don't like to speak their feelings, and seem to have trust issues.

But they can be very fun, and lovable.

You can't help but love a Jordan! They've got to be one of the nicest boys you'll meet.
They do what a girl asks of them. Like a gentleman.

Jordan's like to joke around, but nothing too serious. They hate to hurt others. Very kind, and sincere.

"Jordan's such a sweety! The other day, I asked him for five dollars, to buy a slurpee, and he gave me ten!"

by Cauuuwwww October 8, 2011

294πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

sarcastic, spazzy, random, fun to be around, flirty, blushy (you know, the kind when you blush near guys ;D), Musically involved, unique
sometimes when she gets all quiet (out of the norm for her) you wonder what the hell she thinks about
unpredictable
perfect girlfriend
calls people cool
likes to make friends

person a: who's that? and what's she doing, is she dancing or something?
person b. thats jordan, my girlfriend.... you should meet her, shes cool.... she wont bite :)

by lalalalaacookies May 2, 2011

34πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž