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This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
A day when a girl has sex with a boy named Tommy
I’m gonna fuck Tommy in have sex with Tommy day
12 june is the day in which you can have sex with someone even if u are gay or straight, in a relationship or not.
Celebrate sex by having sex.
Lets have sex.
No, wtf.
But its 12 june, the national sex day
Ah, ok.
May 5. All types of sex are ok. no strings attached
Yo it’s national sex day. Wanna do it?