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What young teenage females use to re-tighten their pussy lips after being penetrated by a "large" male so their mothers never find out that they are not a virgin.
Brittney do you have anymore tuna tape?
No Tina, why?
Because Justin totally wrecked me last night and i don't want anyone to find out!
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shutting bitches up since 1942
Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"
Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.
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Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.
Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Refers to anything that is happy and awesome in reference to the movie Titanic in its VHS form. Everything amazing happened in Tape 1 whereas in Tape 2 everything went to shit.
Omg that dinner was tape 1. Yo her outfit is tape 1. That bitch is so cool she's tape 1. I'd like to know Beyoncé in real life I feel like that bitch be tape 1.
A type of tape, that Raekwon evidently lent to Method Man, at which time Method Man lost said tape when 40s and blunts were brought to his crib.
Raekwon: Yo, Meth, where my killah tape at?
Method Man: Yo, I aint got that piece son.
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Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.
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The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.
The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."
"Ok"
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