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Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

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Ticket Flicker

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.

Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?

by imadoctorofjournalism January 6, 2010


beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. November 21, 2008

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hot ticket

An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.

He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")

by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005

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wolf ticket

To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.

"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.

by x July 24, 2003

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ticket to heaven

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.

The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.

by jsd9632 February 13, 2012

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Tonka Tickets

massive boobs

My sister has tonka tickets

by Wife of Tonka Twig January 10, 2010