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Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
When you take a shit in the tank of a toilet, and every time you flush, brown shit water fills the toilet instead of clean water. Looks like a mudslide.
Jose: Dude I just did a Northern Mudslide in Alex's toilet
CJ: Is that why the toilet water's all brown?
Jose: Haha yea!
To take a product or design and copy it shamelessly
They proper northern divered that buoyancy aid.
When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior
“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”
AKA "Gods Country" Australias Heaven
The best place in Sydney and let alone Australia. Best beaches in the world.
Once you live in the Northern beches you cant move away.
Sydneys Northern Beaches was voted the best place for people aged 18-24 in Australia!
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The Ritz Carlton of high schools on the East Coast. Some would tout Highlands in comparison to the popular Laguna Beach Orange County HS. A place where gucci, armani and abercrombie and ficth are standard as school uniform. The parking lot is a goldmine filled with Jags, Chrome rims, and your garden variety of Mom's and Dad's 50 G cars. Football team blows but no one shows up for sport, they show up to be noticed. If you've ever seen Mean Girls then you can imagine the taste of the Highlands social environment. Don't be mislead, money doesn't grow on trees, but it seems to flow out of daddy's wallet.
Despite the aristocracy, don't get me wrong...our girls are the hottest on the east coast, our parties can only be explained by Ludacris when he says "(area code)201...so much green, so much fun", and if i didn't mention our girls are one of a kind...
So if you ever move to the 201, be a fuckin' legend, be a Highlander.
"yo that girl is fucking hott wheres she from"
"you cant handle her.. she goes to northern highlands"
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