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Big Lion
/bigหlฤซษn/
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"Big Lion" is a God-like entity with
unheard of power, very few other entities rival It's sheer, incomprehensible, magnificent.omnipotent power. Some prophesize of an entity equal in power.
*Big Lion appears and lazers your fucking eyes*
"Holy shit, it's fucking big lion."
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Big Lion is a powerful deity that was brought to life in SHACK, located in the 2nd Washington of the S Region in the U.S.A. He has brought destruction to the whole state, nuking Pheb, located in the A Region. He is also extremely radioactive, making any living organism go bald and flake skin in mere seconds. People who do not believe in Big Lion is trapped in a laser box and obliterated. His overarching shadow arm can also throw any object, like nuclear bombs. To save themselves from Big Lion, people must create churches and make a bi-annual sacrifice. A prophecy states that only a five-leaf clover alligator in a diamond-wheeled John Deere tractor can stop the power of Big Lion.
"Big Lion..... he's so fucking powerful."
This is Norman "Nick" when he loses his cool and decides to whoop some MF ass. He will obliterate anything that comes in his path when we uncage that nigga. The lion will usually be caged 999,999 times out of 1,000,000 but when the lion does come out of it's cage....you need to GTFO.
That MF Aaron put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car and that resulted in him being an uncaged lion, he completely fucked that nigga Aaron up, I do not want none of that....keep that lion caged up.
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Jamaican greeting common among Rastas and locals of Jamaica. The salutation represents the strength of the lion of Judah. The fingers are curled like the paw of a lion and then interlocked with the other person's fingers and shook for at least 7 seconds.
Ras Wanye greeted his brethren with a lion's paw.
A word for book worms who refuse to be called book worms. Book lions are simply cooler, and therefore, some readers refer to themselves as book lions.
The term was originally made up by Christine Riccio, also known as 'polandbananasbooks' or 'polandbananas20' on YouTube.
"Oh, you're such a book lion!"
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An all powerful being that takes the shape of a lion, with unlimited power which it uses to control the world. It currently resides in Washington, S even though It is slightly larger than the province S. The lengths of BIG LIONS power is unlimited, it must exert its power with a shadow arm to show its strength over all countries. If any mortal wants to be spared from its wrath they must pledge themselves to eternal servitude of BIG LION or you will be eradicated like the rest of his enemies.
"My father is bald from being in a 2 mile radius of BIG LION"
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Big lion is one of the three universal beings, alongside pheb and the merciless sun god. He is one of the last two remaining since he nuked pheb. Big lion is constantly seen by his worshippers when they summon him at their churches. His worshippers believe that he will destroy the earth and create a new, more perfect world. The only thing stopping him from achieving his dream is the merciless sun god whom will do whatever it takes to protect humanity.
Big lion appears to his followers as a 40 foot tall lion with a overarching arm of darkness. He can fire lasers of pure radiation and command the shadows to do his will. Wherever he goes he leaves a path of radiation and those who he encounters quickly lose their hair and age and wither until they die. Only his worshippers are safe from this.
person 1: who on earth is that?
person 2: oh no.
person 1: what is it?
person 2: its Big lion. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
(person 1 and person 2 age and wither and turn to dust as Big lion approaches)