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bitch

A person - who could be of either gender, but stereotypically is a woman - who allows their spur-of-the-moment negative emotional reactions to play far too large a role in their dealings with others.

The most recognizable characteristic of a bitch is a high volume of largely unmerited complaints about others. To qualify for bitchhood, these must be a conspicuously frequent feature of her conversation, and must strike most non-bitches as exaggerated if not completely unwarranted, at least occasionally to the point of making a big deal of things that strike most others as completely innocuous.

Note that a frank but perceptive critic of others is not thereby a bitch, even if completely lacking an internal censor. Bitches frequently think of themselves as such people, but in reality they have the frankness, but not the perceptiveness.

The bitch will often come across abrasive and unreasonable, except to authority figures who can benefit her. Most are narcissistic and/or hypocritical; favourite tactics include characterizing things as horrible moral wrongs which are unobjectionable save that they inconvenience him or her personally, and complaining that someone else has been rude to them, in terms that are vastly more rude than anything the complainee has actually done.

This is not the worst thing you can call someone, but it's about the worst thing I would call anyone I might nevertheless be willing to voluntarily spend time around.

One of our friends is homeless at the moment, so we were going to let him do volunteer work instead of paying for the convention, but this one bitch complained that it was somehow unfair that she had to pay and he didn't.

When I mentioned my money problems, she just insinuated that they were my own fault, but when her parents threatened to cut her allowance the bitch wouldn't stop whining about it. She'd still have had more money than me, too.

by Eater of Cheese April 10, 2010

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bitch

a woman that has the social skills of a Hitler.

"why is she such a bitch"?

by burntdep May 13, 2009

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No bitches

Lokk

Lokk gets no bitches

by L-bozo April 29, 2022

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Bitch

The literal meaning being: A girl or woman who is rather a pain in the a$$ or just plain rude.

Jenna: Oh my god! I can't believe you did that! Like omg your such a big fat sh*t, i can't believ-
Alex: Jenna, stop being a bitch!
Jenna: Excuse me?

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities September 21, 2013

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the bitch

1. The person in a group who gets assigned undesirable tasks, gets no respect, etc.

2. Slang for the effeminate one in a homosexual relationship.

3. A variant on seven-card stud poker in which the player who is dealt the queen of spades (the Bitch) face-down (if there is one) splits the pot with the winner. If the Bitch is dealt face up, the entire hand is scrapped and redealt from the beginning, keeping the pot as it was when the Bitch appeared.

1. I feel so sorry for him, he's totally the bitch around them.

2. "Wha- I'm the bitch?!"
"Hey, if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."

3. Who's up for another round of The Bitch?

by Artscrafter June 18, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitch

Not gender specific. Someone with no moral integrity who is only seeking to further their own agenda. One who makes bitch moves. Cowardly and spineless.

Sucker punching someone when they're not looking.
Framing someone else for something you did.
Refusing to pay someone what they're owed just because you can.
Sleeping with your buddy's girl.
Witnessing the rape or assault of a woman and not doing anything to stop it.
Committing a hit and run.
Picking on the defenseless or any type of bullying

"What you think you're tough cuz you knocked that guy out?" You sucker punched him from behind man! You ain't nothin but a bitch!"

by allthecolorsyouare September 20, 2017

173๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitchful

To be full of bitches or always have bitches around you.

"Yo bro you hella bitchful"
"I know there's tons of bitches around me!"

by JK20050001 October 5, 2021

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