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refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong
{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity
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A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."
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a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.
"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."
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A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.
Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!
Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!
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Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.
“Oh you know Isabel” “yeah she such a dirty hetero”
James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power
JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!
When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.
Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.