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A band fronted by Ville Valo and popularized among 12 year old girls by Bam Margera.
They sound like a shitty version of Tiamet.
HIM can blow me and then take their Sweet 666 from my revolver.
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The best on earth he is the chosen one he gets everything he gets all the hoes he gets all the bitches ask him for something he will give you it
Joe: OMG are you him
Jack: yes what do you want
Joe all the bitches on earth
Jack: your wish is my command
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finlands gothic rock band. front man villie valo known for his deep voice due to his constant smoking
dude i got the Love Metal Album it kicks ass
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The one and only who has slain many gods before.
He slain shaggy.
He slain matt.
He slain jesus.
He slain the omnipotent god above us.
He is Cleveland from family guy.
All hail him.
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Suposed homosexual porn movie about the life of Jesus Christ compared with a nameless contemporary man and their shared sexual tastes. Hotly sought-out and marked for destruction by the Religious Right, in reality there is NO SUCH MOVIE!!!
Rumours of such a movie have been circulating since the early 1970's. Said rumours were probably started amongst the Gay community for sole purpose of annoying the Moraly Indignant, and there was even a false review of it in a book about the "golden turkeys," aka the worst movies ever made. This, of course, only served to strengthing the Religious Right's resolve to find-and-burn!! It's review in said book of "golden turkeys" was actually part of a reader contest to find the one fake movie amongst the real "stinkers."
Despite endless (and fruitless) searches --and the truth being held in their collective faces-- certain members of the Religious Right still continue their sacred mission to find-and-destroy this non-existant movie!
Bill: "Hey, man. You here about that gay-porn movie called "Him?" Some pretty freaky sheet happens in it!"
Tom: "Calm yourself down before you ruin your shorts. There is no such movie. It's all just a rumour going 'round."
Bill: "Really? Then what the hell was that video I was watching last night!?"
Tom: "You STILL have home video of my 16th birthday party!?"
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