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The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.
That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)
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A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off
“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX
A man dating a women at least 3 yrs. younger than him. A man who is dominant or aggressive in a relationship. A man that possesses a great amount of masculinity and who is full of confidence.
Lyric: guhl, what you doin tonite? Jalidee: my ol' man ! (LOL)
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The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words
Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!
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My main man = my number one/ my lover / my boyfriend / someone I want to explore dirty analysis fantasies with.
Tammy "Cameron you are my main man, I'll never pick someone else over you:
Shaniqua " Bae you are my main man, you know that. Them other thugs are just playing! "
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bottle Flipping. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bottle's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bottle Flipping truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Bottle Flipping epic," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bottle Flip tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
yo man, you cant be epic bottle chase of doom yo my man right now.
My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
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