scottish slang

Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing

e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.

we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.

we use insults as a greeting term

English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison

scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.

(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding

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Scottish Tails

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

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Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

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scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out

i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka

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Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

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scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.

Look at that fat bottomed scottish terrier!

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