too much guacamole

Stated as fact internationally, there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole.

If anyone is ever heard saying, "Geez, I made too much guacamole!" immediately respond with the fact that there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole, it's just an urban myth.

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just too much

1:Too be way above everthing else;a feeling of being uber
2:Too the point of not being able too take anymore;the impossibilty too get harder, faster, etc.

1:Yo stay off mi jock, you kno I'm just too much.
2:Man that Algebra test was just too much yo!

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too much fun

an urban legend that is used by some the restrict the debauchery of others

sarah: happy birthday. dont have too much fun!
jane: obviously, you don't know what fun means *mischievously laughs*

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Too Much Syrup

this is an unimaginable amount of syrup spread over pancakes or waffles. the measurement is equal to the amount that is put on pancakes.

WOW! You put too much syrup on the pancakes and ruined them. That's the same amount Burt put's on his!

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Too much floof

Doesn’t exist!

Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!

too much mcdonald's

An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.

I think you have too much mcdonald's.

too much mayonnaise

Too Many White People!

Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise