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When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
14đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
the chinese dictator of the lulz
All: All hail Lmao ze dong!!
Bob: roflmao comrade
19đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž
Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
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A pwner of balls on Runescape.
Ze Mony Makr is such a dick! He owned me again!
11đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
When playing Halo 2 or any other action-packed shooter game on console, the action gets so intense that the player has a forced orgasm all over his controller.
Whilst cumming on the controller, the player says into his headset, "I cum on ze controllah!" in a comedic German accent.
This is based on young Arnold Schwarzenegger's interview, to which he was "cumming all ze time!"
Playing Halo, Hienrich van Gloppenhiemer said, "I get double, triple, killtacular! AGH! I cum on ze controllah!"
22đź‘Ť 19đź‘Ž
Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humuor is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. You’re inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn Cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
3đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
a state of being lazy or procrastinating. Can also be used when in a nonchalant or laidback mood. Induces sleepiness.
Assignment due tomorrow? Hua Ze Lei, do it later.
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