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assfuck nowhere

The place you are left after you drive for hours with a stranger on boatloads of date rape and you get raped...

She was left in assfuck nowhere.

by jrosek July 24, 2009

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south of nowhere

A tv show on the n, where one of the characters thinks shes gay, but that doesnt really matter cuz i dont think anyone really even pays attention to her. Her brother, Glen thinks he is so amazingly cool just because he's dating a cheerleading Slut, Madison, who totally sucks. Her other brother is a nerd who is just trying to get through high school. Ashley is so mysterious: "In high school, it's all about being somebody." Hmm...
Aiden is so damn messed up...I think he should just be out of the show...maybe like somehow die of a strange disease and get off the show! That's South of Nowhere.

Glen: Gay. That's what the word is.

Hey have you seen the show south of nowhere
yeah that show totally kicks ass...if only aiden and madison weren't on it...ew

by _Miranda_ March 4, 2006

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nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

ยฃ3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for ยฃ4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

by Yesyoucangoto March 16, 2016


Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.

'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'

by armageddon ham March 30, 2021


boldly going nowhere

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.

"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."

by Choadie November 16, 2007

107๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Middle Of Fucking Nowhere

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.

"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

by tormentorofsouls666 March 26, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


RKO Outta Nowhere

The popular vines that feature Randy Orton RKO stuff

The RKO Outta Nowhere vines are hilarious!

by ian1234 October 24, 2014

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