Np

Slang for "No potatoes".
It really means that. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Dad: "Tyrone!!"
Tyrone: "What is it da'?"
Dad: "Go get some potatoes downstairs!"
Tyrone: "Np"
Dad: "What did you say to me!?!"
Tyrone: "Geez da', it means 'no potatoes'..."
Dad: "Then go buy them, you lazy son of a b*ch!!!"

Dad to himself: "F*cking kids and their slang"

np

Np is used for North Philly

I am from np which is North philadelphia

np

"nice person"
coined by rachel's mom.

"that guy was such an np!"

Nps

Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.

Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!

NP'S

Stands for Nude Pic's or Naked Pic's. A picture of sexual orientation. Mostly of the boobs or vagina area. Booty may be included.

Person 1: Yo NP'S?

Person 2: No You Pervert

Person 1: :(

NP

NP: Nintendo Play'a

We be the Nintendo Play'as crew! NP!
"Nintendo Play'as fo life"
To form the gang sign: On your left hand, use your thumb and pointer finger to make a lower case "n" from the side, while at the same time fold up your middle finger against your pointer finger to make a "P".

NPS Experience

Near Pants Shitting Experience

An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.

The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.