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When shit flys all over the walls and you then scream fuck me sideways and slap your thigh
Holy fuck did Sean philips just cream his pants oh fuck it's everywhere it's a nuclear shitstorm
1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...
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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
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-noun -pron. NOOK-lee-ERR HALL-oh-COST
1. The time at which, during the Earth and mankind's evolution, when the planet is a radiated wasteland of sand and bleached bones. Where once great cities stood, now stand only shells of a once great civilization. Where nothing survives save for resilient disease and bacteria, and the remnants of the species described as homo-sapien, who took refuge in under-ground shelters before the bright flash of their collective peak of ingenuity and scientific curiosity engulfed them all.
2. Mankind's last chance to prove it's worth before the innevitable end.
3. A time long after mankind's nuclear arms have been spent.
4. A time when the only means of survival is a honed blade, and a clean rifle amongst the onslaught of cannibals, and radiated humans known as, zombies.
"But Mr. President, surely you know the ramifications of this decision. Evil begets evil. If we fire, so will they, and you and I both know the only possible outcome is annihilation. A nuclear holocaust."
"Just shut up and give the goddamn order."
"I'm sorry sir, I can't, I...I won't."
"Gen. Cosgray, would you please shoot Mr. Williams."
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A type of engineering that's ridiculously hard for most people.
Hey, What's your major?
-Nuclear Engineering.
Wow, really? Then you must be really smart.
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A military term referring to a group of three men, two of which, during the event of a nuclear explosion, perform "69", so that they will die in pleasure. The third member of the party is the failsafe, who will presently kill both men in the event of a false alarm, so they will not have to live with the shame of the event.
Back during Desert Storm, me and your dad used to be nuclear buddies...
When a situation starts getting out of hand and someone does something to make far far worse.
I've been arguing with my roommate about his half of the rent when he SMASHED MY XBOX! Shit has gone nuclear now!
A meaning: it means that a nuclear power plant reactor is going to explode
WARNING CORE OVERHEATING NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IMMINENT