In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.
Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?
Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, sheβs the token nude.
The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019
bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019
Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.
The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'
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One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!
"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."
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